It’s no secret that we are strong proponents of self-pleasuringaround these parts, but who knew it could kill?
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Sounds crazy but apparently an English nanny, 30-year-old Nicola Paginton, was found dead in her flat with a sex toy inside her, porn sprinkled around her and her cat on her chest.
Yikes.
Though she was found dead last October, the coroner has just announced that she passed of “hearty arrhythmia, likely brought on by her state of arousal. The cause of death was also confirmed by Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore who told The Mail that it was likely that ‘her activity before death’ contributed to the fatal arrhythmia.”
Damn son.


And the cat is thinking, “I got away with it. They actually BELIEVED that loopy story!”
Well at least she died happy, relaxed and refreshed lol. This is the type of randomness that I love to hear hahaha